I scream, you scream, we all scream for milk!!!!

Regularly scheduled programming will resume shortly, but first, we need to take a moment to welcome into the world the newest member of the lamestain community: Oliver Whitman Ojendyk, born on Wednesday the 13th at 12:37 P.M.

Clockwise from bottom: Oliver, Blood Circus LP, Tad.

To ensure that Oliver would rock later in life, my wife and I attended the Touch & G 25th Anniversary bash while she was seven months' pregnant, thus exposing Oliver to Killdozer while in utero.

So say hello to Oliver, everybody.